Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth has counted to infinity--twice.

When Rajnikanth does a pushup. He isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down.

Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.

Rajnikanth doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajnikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

If you Google Search ' Rajnikanth getting kicked'. you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

Rajnikanth once ate and entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.

Rajnikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.

பி.கு : தலைப்பை தவிர மற்றது என் சொந்த சரக்கல்ல, இந்த பதிவு யாரையும் புண்படுத்தவும் அல்ல. சிரிக்க மட்டுமே.

கமெண்ட்ஸ் ப்ளீஸ். பிடிச்சிருந்தா ஓட்டும் போடுங்க. நன்றி.